Me: So, I’m a child and brought cereal and a cup of milk to work for lunch. I’m pretty excited for it.
youlovelucy: That’s awesome! Last week I brought a bag of popcorn.
Me: Niiiice. I bet the office hated you.
youlovelucy: Despised me.
youlovelucy: We are well adjusted adults.
What can I say? We are models of maturity.